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Un día la maestra les dice a los alumnos que busquen informacion de la informatica.
Al día siguiente Martín dice que inFORMAtica era la cosa contraria (in) a la forma (forma) artica (atica). Y la maestra le dice que esta muy bien. Y todos quedaron asombrados. Y le pregunta donde busco esa información y él le contesta en la cabesa.
- Muy bien!!!
Y le pregunta a Laura donde la busco
- En la computadora.
- ¿y que hisiste cuando la buscaste?
- Informatica.
- ¡¡¡Si no sabias lo que era!!!
Y estas cosas tan modernas...
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- Muy bien!!!
Y le pregunta a Laura donde la busco
- En la computadora.
- ¿y que hisiste cuando la buscaste?
- Informatica.
- ¡¡¡Si no sabias lo que era!!!
Y estas cosas tan modernas...
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