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Batman y Robin , van a una fiesta. Batman se emborracha totalmente al punto que no podia tenerse en pie y en este estado le dice a Robin:

- CHICO MARAVILLA, ESTOY BORRACHO, TENDRÁS QUE CONDUCIR EL BATIMÓVIL HASTA LA BATICUEVA.
Robin que nunca habia podido conducir el Batimóvil y se moria de ganas, se puso recontento y lo hizo.
Puso primera y arrancó como una bala, luego puso segunda, tercera, cuarta, quinta, volaba, en las curvas volvia a segunda, tercera, cuarta, y así hasta que llegaron a la baticueva.
Entonces Batman le dice:
- ROBIN, DAME UN BESO.
- SANTAS MARICONADAS BATMAN, ¿QUÉ TE SUCEDE?, REALMENTE TE PASASTE DE COPAS.
- ¡YA ROBIN! TU SABIAS PERFECTAMENTE QUE EL BATIMÓVIL ES AUTOMÁTICO

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