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Chistes/Mama-mama/: pepito se creia superman

havia una ves un niño llamado pepito, un dia fue con su mama al mercado y peito le dise a su mama mama me compras un yoyo y su mama le dise si vamos por el
yoyo despues pepito le dise a su mama mama me compras unos mangos y su mama le dise si vamos por los mangos despues pepito le dise a su mama mama me compras un superman y su mama le disa si vamos moor el superman des pues pasan por el banco y el policia dise quien se rovo el banco y pepito va yoyo,yoyo el policia dice a niño te voy a meter a la carsel y pepito dice mangos,mangos yel policia dice a niño pus quien te qres y pepito dice ¡¡¡suprnan!!!

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